What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 16:57

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
When do you feel most peaceful ever?
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.