What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do I get fit at home?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

Why is rap* a crime?

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”